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3 strikes n yer out?

2003-01-25

4:14 p.m.

I feel like: Annoyed...
Stuck in my head: "...pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives!!!!" - System of a Down
Thinking about: how annoying tyler is for taking my bloody cell phone battery. My mom's goin postal!!


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Once upon a time there was a lady. Now this lady, like most other people, had a bad habit. Her bad habit was that of passing the blame. Nothing was ever the lady�s fault, no matter what it was.

This lady lived alone, except for her four cats and her daughter. They didn�t get along very well.

One day the lady did something bad when she was driving, so the cops suspended her license.

But the lady didn�t care. She drove any way. The cops couldn�t catch her!

�but they did. Luckily, they only charged her with a couple hundred dollars, and told her not to do it again.

But the lady didn�t care. She told her family that it wasn�t her fault, and drove anyway� Lightning can�t strike twice in the same place right?

Wrong! They arrested the lady and took her in. Her daughter stayed over night someplace else, awaiting the verdict.

Oh no! Was the lady to be jailed?

Nope! Luck strikes once again. The lady�s family was glad that the lady didn�t live in California, because there they jail you for a month if you get caught even once!

They sent the lady home with a slightly bigger fine, and there was a sigh of relief. Would this teach the lady a lesson?

Of course not! Look at the title!

Bing-Bang-Boom! The lady got nailed once again for driving, for the third time, on a suspended license�

Don Don Don�.. well� on a lot of stories, something drastic always happens on the 3rd time� will it this time?

Will my aunt go to jail? What will happen to her daughter, Chelsea? WHOS GONNA FEED THE CATS?

Find out next time on�

F*CKED UP FAMILY!!!!!!

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